3
Preliminary
Skirmishes And Family Skeletons

Veronica Cohen, who was never called Ronnie
for short, was tall, blonde, handsome, thirty-five, and very bored. She looked
round her smart little Sydney flat, made a hideous face at its trendy trelliswork,
industrial glass tiles and leather upholstery, turned off the main light
switch, turned off the switch that controlled the neon wall sculpture, and
marched out, giving the door a good slam, ostensibly in order to make sure the
latch caught, but actually to relieve her feelings. It was half-term, and as
the prospect of going home to New Zealand to spend a week with her doting
parents and Goddawful sisters was only a fraction more frightful than staying
in Sidders and being taken out on boring dates by creepy males who started
mauling you with their sweaty paws before the pudding course was over,
meanwhile telling you how their wives didn’t understand them, she had shrugged,
and decided she might as well do her duty and get it bloody over with.
There’d been a frightful row when she
hadn’t managed to get over for her nephew’s Bar-Mitzvah last term: as he was
the only grandson after a generation of daughters followed by seven
granddaughters, Sir Jerry Cohen had naturally expected the whole family to
attend. Dad didn’t seem to have the faintest idea, Veronica had said sourly to
herself, that since this crucial family celebration had coincided with the
busiest period of his youngest daughter’s teaching year at the university she
adorned “over there”, she couldn’t possibly get away for it. Not that Sir Jerry
was religious himself: he only went to Temple on what Veronica, to her mother’s
distress, referred to as “high days and holidays”—and not always then; although
when it came to putting his hand in his pocket for anything the synagogue might
need he wasn’t behind the door. No, organized religion, in Sir Jerry’s
unexpressed but very firm opinion, was expressly invented to give the women
something to keep them busy.
Veronica had actually had a third choice
for half-term, which was to go and stay with Tony Hamilton and his wife. But
Tony, apparently on the grounds of being her very-much ex, after eighteen
matrimonial months of rows a good ten years back, now seemed to see her as the
fount of all sexual wisdom, and although Veronica quite liked his rather wet
little Glenda she didn’t at all fancy being stuck in their little suburban box
of a house doing the marriage guidance bit for a week. Moreover, Tony’s career as
something not very exciting in Broadcasting had apparently stood still since
those days ten-odd years back when he’d been very much the bright young boy,
with a winning, shy smile and a mop of soft yellow curls; while Veronica’s had
taken off, so that after her stint ten-odd years back as a very obscure junior
tutor (with specs), she was now a Senior Lecturer in Political Science (with soft
contact lenses), well published, in demand at conferences both in Australia and
all round the Pacific Rim, and much called upon by Broadcasting for expert
comment on matters political in the Pacific. Tony was now rather bald, and the
still-boyish smile now sat rather oddly on his plumpish, fortyish features.
As she knew that the admiration for her
accomplishments expressed by both Glenda and Tony covered a certain amount of
jealousy, Veronica refused their too-frequent invitations to little dinners,
barbies, and trips to the zoo with the kids as often as she could without
seeming too frankly brutal. She would have been astounded to learn that wet
little Glenda referred to her as “poor Veronica”, and considered sadly that
“She hasn’t got anything in her life, really, has she?”—comparing Veronica’s
carefree bachelor-girl existence very much to its detriment with her own cosy,
mortgaged little house, two hardy little scoundrels of boys, ageing Holden station-waggon,
and plump, comfortable husband—in spite of the fact that the latter was going
through what Glenda tactfully called “a difficult phase” and what Tony had gloomily
described to Veronica in a downtown pub after several brandies as “can’t always
bloody get it up when I need to”.

“Well, this is nice!” Sir Jerry beamed round his laden table at the assembled
multitude.
On his right, Veronica thought sourly to
herself that it was bloody awful; on his left, her sister Patricia Shapiro looked
sourly at the very low-cut black taffeta dinner dress that Veronica apparently
considered suitable for a family occasion, and wondered where she’d got it and
how much it had cost and whether Dad’d spring for a trip to California for her
next birthday. On Veronica’s right, her brother-in-law Nat Weintraub looked
furtively down the black taffeta bodice and agreed, with his hearty laugh, that
it was very nice indeed—lovely to see the family all together for once, wasn’t
it?
Further down the table, thirteen-year-old
Damian Rosen pulled a ferocious face at his thirteen-year-old cousin Melanie Weintraub
across the table. Melanie, who considered Damian far too young to be
interesting, naturally received this overture with lofty scorn, and twitched
importantly at the quite-low blue lace bodice stretched tightly over her rather
new bust. Next to Damian sixteen-year-old Allyson Shapiro was sulking because
she had to sit next to a stupid little boy and her own sister, for Pete’s sake!
How she had hoped to avoid this sort of situation in a gathering of twelve
females and four males not even she could have explained. On Allyson’s other
side her older sister Susan was sulking because she had to sit next to her
stupid sister, and beastly Grandma had said before dinner that she mustn’t eat
any of the chocolate pudding, Susan dear, it’d give her more of those nasty
spots.
Appetites were gradually satisfied during the
enormous meal, but tempers, on the whole, were not improved. Helen Weintraub,
on her mother’s left, spent most of her time peering up the table in an effort
to see what Nat was up to, next to Veronica: he was drinking far too much of
Dad’s red wine and his laugh was getting louder and louder—and if you asked
her, Veronica was encouraging him! Most of the time that could be spared from
this frustrating activity she spent keeping an eye on Melanie, who was their
Benjamin, ten years younger than her next sister, and not to be trusted not to
disgrace herself in one way or another—why on earth Mum hadn’t put her next to
the child—!
Lady Cohen, who of course had separated
Helen and Melanie precisely in order to give the poor child one evening of
peace, ate her way serenely through her large menu, addressing the occasional
gentle remark to Helen, who mostly ignored them, and listening with half an ear
to Becky’s Jim, on her right, tell a series of long, complicated stories about
his used-car deals. –Becky had married beneath her: Nat was in the business
with Sir Jerry, and Patricia’s ex was a senior partner in a very big law firm.
Becky, who was normally the happiest of
souls—the more so since it was she who, after two girls in what her older
sisters didn’t hesitate to condemn as far too rapid succession, had then
produced Sir Jerry’s only male heir—ate her dinner in almost total silence,
wondering for about the millionth time since her visit to that eminent
gynaecologist Sir John Westby yesterday morning how on earth she was going to
break the news to Jim that she was pregnant—after all this time! It must have
been that weekend at Rotorua when they’d left the kids at Mum’s. Jim’d go
spare—they’d had to take out that huge second mortgage to finance the new yard...
Of course, there were the kids’ trusts, but they couldn’t touch a penny of
those, naturally; and she just couldn’t ask Dad to help them out again: it was
too... The word “humiliating” hovered on the edge of her consciousness, but she
didn’t voice it to herself, for she was very fond of Jim—having long since
forgotten her despair fifteen years ago at the arranged marriage to a much
older man. Red-haired, vivacious, fifteen-year old Carol wasn’t Jim Rosen’s
child; but nobody knew that except her and Jim, and Mum and Dad—at least, so
Becky fondly imagined.
Carol and her sister Rosemary, who lived in
a world of their own, cheerfully ignored everything going on around them and
began to initiate their cousin Melanie, between them, into the mysteries of eyeliner,
nail polish, and kiss-proof lipstick; they were comfortably aware that their
own square-shouldered, mini-skirted creations in respectively fluorescent lime
green and screaming orange were far more fashionable than that gruesome pale
blue lace thing of poor old Melanie’s; as they’d inherited their mother’s good
nature they nobly refrained from voicing this evident truth.
Next to Pat Shapiro her oldest niece,
Helen’s Lindy, brooded silently and picked at her grandmother’s excellent food.
Why couldn’t Mum and Aunty Pat and Grandma leave her alone! Nag, nag,
nag: “Now you’re twenty-five, dear... Mustn’t leave it too long...” Nag, nag!
Why couldn’t they understand that she didn’t want to get married, she wasn’t
interested in men, she just wanted to be left alone!
Down at the other end of the table her
sister Pauline brooded silently next to Uncle Jim and picked at her
grandmother’s excellent food. She was pretty bloody sure she was preggy...
She’d better go to the doc and make sure. Mum and everyone’d have a fit! He
wasn’t Jewish, he was married to a Catholic who refused to divorce him; he
wasn’t even that keen on their current live-in arrangement; and he already had
five kids. It was quite on the cards that he’d walk out on her the minute he
heard the bad news. Gloomily she wondered if Aunty Veronica would help
out—maybe she could nip quietly over to Sydney and get rid of it; only in this
bloody family you never could do anything quietly: look at Aunty Becky,
everyone knew about Carol...
Veronica went on encouraging Nat to flirt
outrageously with her.
After dinner Jim Rosen looked cautiously at
his father-in-law, beaming expansively round a big cigar in his huge leather
armchair, and at Nat Weintraub, sprawled on a couch with a big cigar in his
mouth and the dregs of a huge glass of brandy in his fist, and wondered glumly
if, since Nat seemed to be well away, he’d better pick up his cue for him. But
Becky was still here... He coughed slightly, and laid his own cigar down in
what he hoped was an unobtrusive fashion in the ashtray at his side.
“Becky,”
he said cautiously, “don’t you want to go and look at your mother’s fabric
samples?”
Lady Cohen, in spite of the fluffily feminine
manner she had had ever since her days as a pint-sized blonde, was not at all
stupid; after dinner, knowing her husband had important business to discuss
with Veronica, she had quietly led off her two older daughters to the little
upstairs sitting-room that she called the boudoir and that Veronica, for
unfathomable reasons, called “the sulkery”. She was thinking of having the
bedroom and the boudoir redecorated: would the girls like to come and look at
fabric samples? Helen and Pat knew their cue when they heard it: they had put
down their coffee cups and risen as one woman.
Now Becky looked round vaguely and said:
“I’ve seen them...” and returned to her unseeing contemplation of a magazine.
Her husband eyed her in baffled annoyance.
The grandchildren were well out of the way:
Becky’s Carol and Rosemary had dragged Melanie off to a spare room where,
disgorging half a chemist’s shopful of cosmetic accessories from their bulging handbags,
they were now giving her hair a totally new look, which would shortly infuriate
her mother. Damian had immured himself in Grandpa’s study with the computer and
the stack of mind-bogglingly boring shoot-’em-down, blow-’em-up computer games
that the doting Sir Jerry kept there for him. Helen’s two eldest had gloomily
condescended to accompany their teenage cousins Susan and Allyson to the so-called
sunporch, actually a charming little enclosed area sporting a window-seat and several
luxuriant indoor plants, where they were now all watching a video of Casablanca (Lindy and Pauline having
rejected out of hand a suggestion of Romancing
the Stone) with breathless attention.
Nat’s
attempt to lure Veronica to the big basement games room and get her leaning
over the billiard table so as he could goggle at her boobs had failed dismally.
Whence the brandy.
Veronica herself was stretched out at her ease
on another couch with her feet up, smoking a very black cigarillo, to her
father’s loudly expressed disapproval. Veronica had countered this with a
pointed stare at his own cigar, and a loud: “What do you expect me to do while you lot are smoking those things? Sit here
slowly choking to death?” At this point Jim had silently asked himself if he
had the guts to get up and go and join young Damian in the study, and answered
himself gloomily that No, he hadn’t, since old Sir Jerry had vigorously expressed
his wish that his sons-in-law give him their support through the interview with
Veronica.
He gave another cautious cough; Becky came
out of her brown study and said anxiously: “Are you feeling all right, dear?”
Jim, unlike the usual picture of a second-hand car dealer, was tall, thin, and
nervous, with a weak chest.
“Yes, I’m fine—don’t fuss!”
Silence fell. Jim fidgeted; Nat, Veronica
and Sir Jerry smoked and drank; and Becky turned the pages of her magazine with
a series of loud flapping noises that began to drive her husband crackers.
When his glass of Cherry Heering seemed to
have restored Sir Jerry’s normal good humour—only Veronica or the mention of a
capital gains tax could really make him lose his temper—Jim coughed again, and
said: “Uh—have you told Veronica about your new scheme yet, Sir Jerry?” –He had
refused sourly to be called “Father” by his sons-in-law; Nat had once addressed
him as “Pops”, with horrible consequences; as neither of them dared to call him
“Jerry”, which he would actually not have minded, they had both perforce fallen
back on “Sir Jerry”. Pat’s ex had never called him anything at all; during the
marriage he’d referred to him behind his back as “that old wind-bag”, a custom
which he’d seen no reason to relinquish since.
Maddeningly, Veronica ignored this ploy.
Jim and Sir Jerry looked at each other somewhat helplessly. Finally Sir Jerry
coughed loudly, and said: “Veronica!”
“Eh?” said Veronica vaguely.
“Got something to tell you!”
“Oh,
yeah? What?” said Veronica, even more vaguely, looking critically at the nails
of her left hand.
Repressing an urge to tell her to pay
attention while her father was speaking, Sir Jerry stumbled out an account of
his planned Institute, hindered rather than otherwise by Jim’s well-meaning but
inept interpolations.
Becky, who being a mere woman hadn’t been
privy to this scheme, listened in some surprise. “Ooh, Vronny! Isn’t that
exciting?”
Veronica looked sardonically at her
father’s red, flushed features and at Jim’s thin, anxious, hang-dog ones. “Not
very.”
Becky flushed, and began to look as anxious
as Jim. Veronica had actually exercised huge restraint: she’d recognized that this
plan was one final, extravagant, last-ditch attempt to draw her back into the
family fold. She gave an elaborate and wholly artificial yawn, and said: “Think
I might turn in—must be jet-lagged, or something.”
“No!” said Sir Jerry ill-advisedly.
Veronica raised a mocking eyebrow at him.
Now almost a purple colour, poor Sir Jerry
mumbled: “Like your advice—whatcha think about this Macdonald feller, eh?”
Veronica had stood up, carelessly stretching
her magnificent torso—to Nat’s unconcealed, goggling admiration. She gave him a
mocking look, but sat down again, poured herself more brandy—Sir Jerry with
difficulty holding back a glare—and said: “Thought you said you’d already
appointed him?”
“Yes,
yes; but we can always pay him off if you don’t think he’s the right man!”
Not
bothering to point out that if he’d wanted her advice he should’ve asked for it
before he appointed his Director, she said: “H.G. Macdonald from Edinburgh,
didja say? Yeah, he’s okay—quite a sound bloke: met him at a conference in Canberra—uh—few
months back, musta been.”
Actually,
she’d made a heavy pass at him, which Hamish, causing his libido considerable
anguish, had fended off, being still under the old-fashioned impression that it
ought to be the man who approached the woman. Veronica had been annoyed but not
offended: she’d simply put him down as the sort of puritanical Scot who won’t
betray his wife; as, indeed, apart from one exceptional lapse about four years
earlier, he had been, until the encounter with Mirry.
Unnoticed
by all of them, Becky looked up with a tiny gasp at the phrase “H.G. Macdonald
from Edinburgh” and went an odd greenish colour. No, she told herself,
heart hammering frantically—it couldn’t be; the name was just a coincidence! After
all, there must be hundreds of “H. Macdonalds” in Edinburgh, mustn’t there?
Sweat broke out on her hands and forehead; she continued to follow the conversation
with breathless attention.
“Written quite a few books, hasn’t he?”
pursued Sir Jerry laboriously.
“Yeah,”
replied Veronica laconically.
Sir Jerry gave Jim a look of anguished
appeal.
Jim swallowed hard. “Er—do you reckon he’s
the right choice, then, Vronny? –I mean Veronica,” he amended lamely.
Veronica sipped brandy and looked at him
tolerantly. “Yeah; like I said, he’s a pretty sound scholar; dunno why the Hell
he’d want to leave Edinburgh, though.”
Bristling chauvinistically, Sir Jerry
launched into the standard self-justificatory Kiwi “haven’t got anything better
overseas—good as those lazy Brits any day—wonderful country to bring up children”
diatribe. After a while, aware that his daughter had raised her eyebrow again,
he spluttered to a halt.
Jim rashly put in: “Besides, Edinburgh—the
climate’s awful, isn’t it? And it isn’t a very well-known university, is it?”
Veronica gave a shout of laughter.
Suddenly Nat, who reckoned he had a bit
more nous than poor old Jim, joined in the conversation with: “Put your foot in
it there, eh, mate?”
The thin, scraggy Jim went very red and
looked more anxious than ever.
Unexpectedly Veronica felt sorry for him.
“Where didja say you were planning to build, Dad?” she asked pacifically.
Expansive again, Sir Jerry began to tell
her in great detail all about the advantages of the Puriri site. Veronica smiled
tolerantly, not listening; Nat scratched his crotch and began to wonder how
soon they could decently get off home; and Jim stealthily poured himself a
second, very small, Cognac. Becky still listened breathlessly but nobody
noticed her.
When Sir Jerry ran down, Veronica stood up
in a definite sort of way, and said: “Yeah; well, it sounds okay; dunno what
Hamish Macdonald’ll make of being stuck up in Puriri, though.”
Before Sir Jerry could splutter out a reply
Becky said, very loudly: “Did you say Hamish
Macdonald?”
Sir Jerry frowned; Jim and Veronica looked
at her in mild surprise. Nat reached over and grabbed the brandy decanter back
from Jim’s side of the coffee table.
“Yeah, that’s right,” agreed Veronica
blankly.
“A political scientist? From Edinburgh?”
“Yeah,” said Veronica, staring.
“How—how old is he?” asked Becky in a
trembling voice.
“I dunno. Fortyish, I s’pose—why?”
“OH!” cried Becky, clapping her hands to
her cheeks in horror. She shot to her feet with an hysterical laugh and dashed
out of the room.
“What the Hell’s the matter with her?”
demanded her sister.
Nat uttered a coarse laugh. “Time of the
month?” He swallowed a great gulp of brandy.
Jim coughed and said weakly: “She’s been
a—a bit off-colour lately.”
“Out
of her tree, more like,” muttered Veronica. All three of her male relatives
were now giving her that helpless, expectant look of the Kiwi male that meant:
“This is woman’s business: go and handle it.” She glared at Becky’s husband and
said loudly: “Well, shall I go and see what the matter is? Since I’m a woman.”
Jim, poor dreep, didn’t get the point; just
looked at her like a helpless spaniel and whined: “Would you, Vronny? –I mean
Veronica.”
Nat gave
a snort of laughter as his sister-in-law, breathing very hard through flared
nostrils, stomped out of the room.
Upstairs Becky, not too shaken to retain her
sense of self-preservation, shot into a bedroom at the opposite end of the
house from her mother’s boudoir, threw herself on the bed, and burst into
tears.
Veronica climbed the stairs very slowly.
She tried the bogs first but they were empty.
“What the Hell’s up?” she demanded, coming into
the spare bedroom and closing the door firmly behind her.
Face
down on the bed, her sister sobbed: “Go—’way—Vron—nee!”
Veronica sat down beside her. “Come on, old
cuckoo: you can tell me.” Whatever it was, it couldn’t be anything too
frightful: since the conception of Carol in the dim, distant past, Becky’s life
had been completely blameless.
“No-o!” sobbed Becky.
“Look,” said Veronica kindly, “whatever it
is, you can tell me, I’ve heard it all before.”—Silence.—“Come on Becky, what
is it? A man?”—Silence.—“Debts? Is that it—are you afraid to tell Jim?”
“No!” gulped Becky.
Veronica took a deep breath and said: “Are
you sick? Come on, Becky—tell me.”
“No, I’m not sick,” said Becky in a muffled
voice into the pillow.
“Is it Jim—or one of the kids?”
“No.”
“Not up the spout, are you?” she asked doubtfully:
she didn’t think poor old Jim had it in him any more.
Becky seized on this as a lifesaver.
“Ye-es!” she wailed, sitting up and throwing herself into her sister’s arms.
Over her renewed sobs Veronica said: “Well,
that’s not so bad, is it?” Becky continued to sob. Puzzled, Veronica said
uncertainly: “It is Jim’s, is it?”
Becky was so shocked by this that she
gasped: “Vronny! Of course it is—how could
you?” and sat up and attempted to mop her eyes with an inadequate lace-edged
hanky.
Relieved by this sign of revival, Veronica
returned with a coarse chuckle. “No ‘how could I’ about it—what about your
Carol, eh?”
Becky still cherished the fond belief that
her little sister, who’d been nearly twenty at the time, had no idea of her
fall from grace. She dropped the handkerchief, went scarlet, and gasped: “Do
you know?”
“Known for years!” replied Veronica
cheerfully.
To her horror her sister gave a wail, and
cast herself into her arms again with another burst of sobs. Dimly Veronica perceived
the words “him”, “that man”, and “die of shame” amongst the sobs. After a bit,
when the sobs seemed to have died down, she said cautiously: “Look, Becky, what
is all this? I thought you said it was
Jim’s?”
“What? Oh, that!” said Becky, scornfully
dismissing the subject over which she’d been torturing herself for several
weeks. She gave a rending sniff.
Veronica got up abruptly and opened the top
drawer of the chest of drawers. Sure enough, there was a cache of neatly ironed
guest hankies there. She grabbed some, and thrust them at her sister.
“Well, if it is Jim’s, what’s all this crap
about ‘that man’?” she said heavily, sitting down again.
Becky blew her nose, and mumbled, not
looking at her: “Not this one—Carol.”
“Eh?”
“Carol—he—that man—it’s him!”
Had an unexpected pregnancy at the age of
thirty-eight driven the nervy Becky over the edge? “What the Hell are you
talking about, Becky?”
“It must be him—Carol’s father,” she
whispered.
She had
gone over the edge. “Who must?”
“That man...” She looked Veronica desperately
in the face. “Hamish Macdonald!”
“Wha-at?
Geddouda here!”
In the midst of her misery Becky couldn’t
help reflecting that Helen and Pat had a point when they said Veronica had got
very coarse since going to live in Australia. “Don’t be like that, Vronny,” she
said miserably. “It’s true; it is him.”
The tone of quiet misery had Veronica
almost convinced. She looked doubtfully at her sister’s damp, red face, drowned
brown eyes, and ruffled mop of short dark curls, already showing a touch of
grey here and there, and said: “But I thought—didn’t you always say you never
knew who he was? Never knew his name, I mean.”
“I couldn’t tell them,” whispered Becky.
“No-o; but look—good God; I mean—was he
married or something?”
“No!” said Becky with a little sob. She
looked down at her hands and began to twist a guest hanky round and round.
Veronica’s mouth tightened and her nostrils
flared. “I see!” she said grimly. “Ditched you, did he?” She bounced up. “Right!
I’ll settle his hash for him, the creep! Director of the bloody Institute I don’t think!” She stomped over to the
door and opened it.
“No, stop!” cried Becky. “It wasn’t like
that! Stop, Vronny!”
Veronica paused. “What was it like, then?”
“Lock the door,” whispered Becky hoarsely.
Veronica closed and locked the door.
“Put the radio on,” she whispered.
Refraining from pointing out that they weren’t
in a spy movie, Veronica turned on the radio thoughtfully provided by Lady Cohen
for guests. She sat down on the bed again. “Go on.”
Becky looked round her in a fearful sort of
way and whispered: “You won’t tell them,
will you, Vronny?”
Rightly interpreting the “them” to refer to
their parents and sisters, Veronica replied bracingly: “Not Pygmalion likely!
Come on, Becky: spit it out!”
Haltingly at first, then in a great flood
of release, Becky began to tell Veronica just what had happened during that
long-ago time down in Taranaki, when she’d been on a working holiday and he’d
been taking a break from his Ph.D. and convalescing on his father’s farm after
a bout of pleurisy.
Veronica looked at her dazedly. “Why on
earth did you tell him you were on the Pill if you weren’t?”
“I—I thought it’d be okay... And I was
shy!” she burst out.
“Eh?” said Veronica blankly, never having
been shy in her life.
“I—I know it sounds silly; but he—when he
asked me if I was on it... Somehow I just couldn’t say I wasn’t! Um, and then I
did go to the doctor, but—”
“Too late,” said Veronica grimly. “Why the
Hell didn’t you tell bloody Macdonald you were pregnant?”
“I couldn’t,” she whispered.
“But Becky—”
“It was awful, Vronny!” she wailed. “He
suh-said—right at the beginning—that it was just a—a physical thing with him;
and—and that we both had to agree on that. He suh-said it wuh-wouldn’t be fair
on me on—on any other terms!” She collapsed against her sister’s generous bosom
and wept.
“Well, sod the shit!” said Veronica through
her teeth.
Gulping, Becky said weakly: “He thought he
was being honest. Um, honourable, I suppose.”
“That’s not what I’d call it,” said
Veronica in an alarmingly grim voice.
Becky sat up, sniffed hard, and added in the
voice of one producing a triumphant clincher: “And anyway, he went back to Scotland
and I didn’t know his address!”
Eh? But she had known he was at the university— Oh, forget it!
“You won’t say anything, will you?” she
quavered.
“No—I told you.”
Becky
blew her nose again and added in a trembling voice: “How can I ever look him in
the face?”
“Don’t see why you should ever have to meet
him.”
In a crushed voice her sister rejoined:
“But you know what Dad is with his pets—always inviting them round.”
“Uh—yeah,” agreed Veronica, shaken.
There was a pause. Becky blew her nose again.
Then she said thoughtfully: “Of course, I could always say I wasn’t feeling
well—with the baby and everything—if Mum invited us round when he was going to
be here.”
“Yeah,” agreed Veronica, reflecting wryly
that her sister had all the typical cunning of the weak—forgetting an earlier
awed thought that she herself wouldn’t have had the strength to hold out
against Mum and Dad and say she didn’t know who the brat’s father was.
“And Dad’s enthusiasms do wear off.” She gave
a little sigh. “And I have changed a lot—I don’t suppose he’d even recognize
me.”
“No,” agreed her sister with brutal
frankness.
“I wonder if he’s changed much?” said Becky
in a thoughtful voice.
Veronica got up abruptly and said very
drily: “Well, if he looked like an ugly, bony, ginger-haired Scot then I’d say
he hasn’t changed at all!” She went over to the door and unlocked it. “I’d wash
my face, if I was you. I’ll send Jim up to you—you’d better tell him about the
baby.”
She walked out to the sound of her sister’s
startled: “Oh! Um—yes.”
It was raining cats and dogs again. Peter
Riabouchinsky looked mournfully out of his office window in the cold, draughty
old wooden house that had been classed as a Historic Building, and decided that
he’d better take a taxi down to the Cohen Building downtown. Not that he
couldn’t afford it, exactly—he was quite well paid; but he had expensive tastes
in food and drink; and a taste for ladies who shared these tastes. Sighing, he
picked up his phone. As usual, the departmental secretary, an incredibly
inefficient woman who ran the office exactly as she wished, deaf to her
ostensible superiors’ requests that she establish a more workable system, was
not there. After some time a breathless, adenoidal voice said: “Yee-us?”
Peter repressed another sigh, and asked the
department’s typist (also incredibly inefficient, a chronic sufferer from menstrual
blues—for which she refused to consult a doctor—and an incurably indiscreet
gossip) to get him a taxi.
“When for?”
Repressing yet another sigh, Peter
responded: “Now, please, Beryl.”
“It’ll take ages,” she replied doubtfully.
“You know what they’re like when it’s raining.”
Peter bit back a sharp request to get on
with it, then, and replied in his vaguest voice: “Yes... Thank you, Beryl.”
The handsome blonde woman sitting an
armchair in Sir Jerry’s palatial office looking bored got slowly to her feet
when Sir Jerry introduced them and said: “Peter Riabouchinsky? Oh, yeah; I’ve
read your article on ‘C.E.R. and a possible correlation with polling patterns
in the New Zealand urban electorates.’” Her tone was neutral; Peter, who was aware
that the article in question was total bullshit, shot her an uneasy glance.
Veronica observed the unease with enjoyment;
she shook his hand briskly and released it. She also observed the appreciative
look which both preceded and followed the unease; as she was quite used to this
from stray males she ignored it, and sat down again.
Sir Jerry was fluffing around, telling
Peter to find himself a seat, and opening his liquor cabinet. Peter, the
momentary unease now having been driven quite away by appreciation, looked
happily at Veronica’s plain, straight, broad-shouldered, hip-hugging dress in
thin turquoise wool and decided his first impression had been quite correct:
she wasn’t wearing a bra.
Veronica crossed her legs—Peter with
difficulty restraining a sigh of admiration—and said: “Been out here long?” As
he formulated a conventional reply to this query she opened the dark green and
turquoise leather clutch-bag which harmonized perfectly both with the dress and
with the huge, polished but otherwise uncut piece of dark greenstone that was
its only ornament, and produced a thin silver case. Peter, who as has been mentioned,
favoured women with expensive tastes, noted appreciatively that the small claws
unobtrusively holding the big greenstone brooch in its setting were also silver.
“Mind if I smoke?”
Peter jumped. “No, no; not at all—please!”
He wasn’t usually this inept with women—in
fact he was usually perfectly at home with them, and rapidly took charge of any
tête-à-tête in which he found himself—but beneath the admiration he was now
experiencing considerable disorientation: what on earth was the glamorous
creature whom Sir Jerry had introduced gruffly as “me daughter Veronica” doing
reading his own totally obscure little article in the totally obscure and
pot-valiantly named Journal of Pacific
and Australasian Political Studies? Being entirely a Kiwi organ, it
fulfilled its promise of “Pacific” content with an article once every few years
on “Cook Islands polling-booth patterns of 19-(whatever)” by the gentleman who
had cornered this not-very-exciting sliver of the academic market.
“Australasian” was simply a misnomer: their big cousins over the water, having
much more erudite publications of their own, wouldn’t have a bar of the J.P.A.P.S.
He squinted at the long, capable tanned
fingers manipulating the silver case (registering approvingly that her nails
were short and varnished a pale peach) and noted that her only ring was a huge
lump of roughly-worked silver on her right hand. Veronica Cohen, then. Oh, God!
Veronica offered him the open case. Weakly Peter,
who’d almost given up, took a cigarillo. She produced a heavy silver and
greenstone lighter from the clutch-bag, leaned forward—even in the midst of the
crashing embarrassment that had overtaken him, Peter noted with relish the swing
of the bra-less breasts—and competently lit it for him.
As she lit her own and released a stream of
smoke with a little sigh, he said weakly: “I think you must be V.S. Cohen, of Pacific Politics in the Wake of the Rainbow Warrior—no?”
“Yeah,” said Veronica laconically. Why on
earth had the plump little Russian gone as red as a beet?
“We prescroibe it as a Second-Year text,”
said Peter miserably.
“That right?” She gave him a considering
look and added: “Whaddabout New Zealand
Pacific Policy and Internal Politics: An Alternative View?”
Beginning to pull himself together, Peter
replied: “That is one of our Masters texts.”
“Jesus, is it?” Grinning broadly, she
added: “Thought my name was mud over here after that one!”
Now almost himself again, Peter gave her a
definite twinkle and replied: “Da:
only, you see, I am just an ignorant foreigner!”
Veronica gave a shout of laughter.
During this peculiar conversation Sir Jerry,
disconcerted to find his favourite bottle almost empty, had been fussing around
crossly getting his secretary to nip down to the boardroom and grab the sherry
from there. Now he beamed at them and said: “Glad to see you two getting
along!”
Veronica grinned. “I think he thought I was
a bloke—didn’tcha?”
“Eh?” said Sir Jerry blankly: no-one in
their right minds—in spite of the cigarillos, the drinking, and the Language—could
have taken the tall, curved Veronica for any such thing.
“Yes,” Peter explained with a shamefaced chuckle:
“she wroites as ‘V.S. Cohen’, you see.”
“Veronica Sarah,” said Sir Jerry blankly.
Veronica laughed.
“Hmf! Well, how about a drink? Dr
Riabouchinsky? Sherry?” He hesitated; in spite of his wealth he was not a
sophisticated man. “Or wouldja prefer a vodka?”
Peter smiled his very nice smile. “Not a
vodka, thank you, Sir Jerry, it’s a bit early in the day for me; but I h’would
love a sherry.”
“I’ll have a Tio Pepe, Dad.”
“Hmf!” Sir Jerry poured her a small Tio
Pepe. “There’ll be some Bristol Cream in a moment, if that girl stirs her
stumps,” he said to Peter. “Or do you like this dry muck?”
Peter
laughed his very pleasant laugh and admitted: “I’m afraid so; I loike its peppery
taste: it remoinds me—just a little, you know—of peppered vodka.”
Veronica, who had noticed the very nice smile,
now registered both the very pleasant laugh and the pleasant but determined
refusal to play her father’s game, and looked at Peter with the first stirring
of actual interest. Well, at least he wasn’t a bloody crawler like most of the
creeps Dad usually had round him!
Handing Peter a large Tio Pepe, Sir Jerry
sank into his big chair and began happily telling him about his grandfather, who
had also had a taste for peppered vodka, and his great-grandfather, who’d come
out from Riga as an ordinary seaman on a Russian whaler, and jumped ship.
Veronica listened to this recital in
goggling disbelief: Dad never talked
about his ancestors outside the family! And it couldn’t be because Riabouchinsky
was Jewish, or Russian: though he’d permitted his wife to marry off three of
his daughters to approved Jewish suitors, Sir Jerry, as Veronica well knew,
didn’t give a bugger what a feller’s race or creed was, so long as he put in a
good day’s work; and if anything, he rather disliked Russians.
By
the time Sir Jerry, having awarded himself a large Bristol Cream, had said “mensch” twice and “goy” once, and laughed heartily at something the Russian had said
in what could have been Russian or Yiddish or Timbuctooish as far as Veronica could
tell, her knees felt quite weak. She got up and poured herself a second, and
huge, Tio Pepe; and sat down again quite shaken when her father totally ignored
this action.
Peter
had observed it out of the corner of his eye; he now turned his charming smile
on her and said: “Sir Maurice Black is late, da? That is not loike him; I think he must have got stuck in
traffic?”
“Yeah,” replied Veronica weakly.
By the time Sir Maurice had bustled in,
rather flushed and cross, and full of apologies—he’d got stuck on the Harbour
Bridge—Veronica had almost forgotten that the only reason she’d agreed to this
bloody lunch meeting in the first place was that she had a hankering to see old
Maurie again: she’d had a Helluva crush on him in her undergraduate days.
Sir Maurice eyed the tall, curved blonde
figure in its narrow turquoise dress with complete approval. Upon her informing
him that: “You won’t remember me, Sir Maurice—I did History under you about a
million years ago,” he retorted swiftly: “Nonsense, my dear! I remember you
perfectly: three years of straight A’s in History with us, and then you went
and dumped us for Political Science in your Honours year, didn’t you?”—and embraced
her fervently on the cheek.
Stunned, Veronica—who had been plumpish,
spotty and bespectacled in those days—allowed him to grip her elbow and lead
her to a large leather couch, where he sat very close and interrogated her
narrowly about her current job and its prospects for promotion—refusing a
sherry but accepting a whisky and water.
Peter accepted another Tio Pepe and watched
this masterly performance with great appreciation, wondering how long it would
be before it dawned on the gorgeous V.S. Cohen that Sir Maurice must have popped
up to varsity and looked up her academic record.
“Come along, now, Veronica,” said Sir Jerry
briskly at The Royal—having started on the lunch project he was, of course,
keen to push it through: “What are you going to have?”
“Jesus!” replied his daughter, looking in
horror at the items on the huge menu.
Sir Jerry frowned; Peter, who’d patronised
The Royal twice—once to sound it out, and a second time to give it the benefit
of the doubt—swallowed hard and managed: “The flounder’s quoite good—if you ask
them to serve it without the loime zest and raspberry sauce...?”
“Not after Doyle’s,” replied Veronica
firmly.
Maurice always ordered the same thing
everywhere he went—and if they didn’t have it, didn’t go back. He closed his
menu in a definite sort of way.
“Why on earth do you come here, Dad?” asked
Veronica, continuing to read the menu with an expression of glazed horror.
“It’s the best hotel in town!” replied Sir
Jerry huffily. He didn’t recognize it himself, but in fact he patronized the
hotel because he enjoyed the grovelling servitude of the waiters and the plush
comfort of the décor—and it was handy to the office.
Although he was hungry, Peter’s stomach had
curdled at the menu’s flowery language; so he was very glad when Sir Maurice
said firmly to the slavishly-bowing waiter: “I’ll have the fillet steak—rare,
thanks, without the sauce; and caviar and brown bread to start.”
“Yessir. With the chef’s dilled sour-cream
dressing,” he agreed confidently.
“No. Without. Manage that, can ya?”
“Um, yessir.”
“Me, too—no, hang on,” said Veronica. “I’ll
have the fillet steak without the sauce, too—never heard of raspberry sauce
with steak, before,” she remarked to the ambient air. “I might have the caviar.
What sort of brown bread is it?”
It was the Hotel’s own bread, madam.
“Has it got those ghastly lumps of wheat in
it?” she asked suspiciously.
“Um, ’tis a kibbled bread, yeah,” he admittedly
weakly, lapsing into the vernacular.
“Then I’ll just have the crudités,” said
Veronica firmly—thus switching from the dearest to the cheapest starter in one
easy breath.
Unwisely the man tried to assure her of the
deliciousness of the bread. A patient expression came over Veronica’s face.
When the waiter had run down she said: “What are you gonna have, Dad?”
Sir Jerry embarked on the sort of happy
chat with waiters that he loved, finally rejecting the sweetbreads blanketed in
a white wine and Morello cherry sauce in favour of the chef’s “Spécialité Tahitienne”, which when it
came proved to be a hollowed-out half pineapple filled with chunky pieces of
unrecognizable substances in batter. “What on earth’s that, Dad?”—to which Sir
Jerry, removing a yellow flower from one end of his pineapple, replied that it
was fish and bits of banana and pineapple, and the sauce was kind of a curried
thing, with coconut in it. “Hot?” asked his daughter weakly. “Yeah, ’course,”
returned her father indistinctly. “You should’ve had it.” He removed a red
flower from the other end of the pineapple.
“Mm,” replied Veronica, vanquished.
Peter had plumped for the Boeuf Stroganoff
for his main course; he looked at it mournfully. “What’s that green curly
thing?” asked Veronica with interest.
“I do not know,” he replied simply.
All in all, it was not an entirely
successful luncheon; though Peter thoroughly enjoyed the extreme delicacy of
Sir Maurice’s flirtation with their host’s daughter, which managed to draw the
line nicely between the sort of appreciation which was very much the luscious
Veronica’s due (and to which she was obviously accustomed) and the restraint
required in her father’s presence. Peter recognized with some amusement that
the canny Sir Maurice would go no further: the first lot of papers had been
signed, and Sir Jerry would have to pay both the University and Dr Macdonald a
considerable lump sum if he were to pull out of the project, but final papers
were a long way off yet: there was a lot of what Gavin Wiley pompously referred
to as “planning preliminaries” but what Sir Jerry prosaically called red tape
to be got through yet. Sir Maurice would never dream of sacrificing the interests
of his university to a casual affaire.
Peter recognized in himself what was rather
more than a casual interest; but since he had no intention of appearing to
curry favour with Sir Jerry by courting his daughter, and was well aware that
the Dr V.S. Cohen would undoubtedly consider any advances of his to be made with
this ulterior motive, he treated her with a mild, pleasant courtesy only,
chatting easily with her father, and keeping himself in readiness to pour oil
on any troubled waters between the two of them—having discovered in himself
something amounting almost to affection for the simple-hearted Sir Jerry.
Dressing for yet another Goddawful family
dinner that evening—this time at her cousin Philip’s, where at least the food
would be decent—Veronica paused in her panties before the big mirror in her
bedroom and stared at herself. A tall, wide-shouldered, wide-hipped, deep-bosomed
and narrow-waisted vision looked back at her. It should have struck her as
thoroughly satisfactory; but Veronica scowled horribly, and muttered: “What the
Hell’s wrong with you, Cohen?”
Lunch with two charming men had resulted in
nothing; zero; nada; bugger all.
Well, okay—maybe old Sir Maurice was a bit past it; but hadn’t there been a
distinct look in the Russian’s eye, back in Dad’s office? Veronica scowled more
than ever. She must have imagined it: getting bloody vain in her old age,
thinking that everything in trousers fancied her. She was damn sure he wasn’t
gay, though. Oh, well—maybe she just wasn’t his type.
Suddenly she flopped down onto the bed. An
awful need to bawl her eyes out swept through her. Defiantly she told herself
that he wasn’t her type, anyway—too fat, too foreign, and if the bloody awful
stuff he’d published was anything to go by, too bloody dumb... But Peter
Riabouchinsky hadn’t, in the flesh, struck her as at all dumb. She gave a
rending sniff, and wiped the back of her hand across her eyes. She always got
bloody depressed at Mum and Dad’s, she told herself crossly, and got up to grab
a guest hanky out of the top drawer.
“Aren’t you coming to bed, Donald?” Heather
Freeman hovered in the doorway of her husband’s study in the tiny, smart
townhouse in a block of two that Donald had designed himself. The room was actually
the second bedroom, but they’d decided to wait until he got established...
“What?”
muttered Donald, peering into his screen at the expensive architectural design
program he’d indulged himself in after receiving the commission for the Pacific
Institute of Political Studies building.
“It’s very late; aren’t you coming to bed?”
said Heather faintly.
Donald punched a function key, and scowled
horribly at the result. He turned round in his swivel chair, gave her a nasty
look, and snarled: “What the Hell for?”
Heather’s eyes slowly filled with tears.
Looking at the slight form, swaddled in its heavy pink woolly dressing-gown,
with the rollers in its rather thin, ash-blond hair, Donald thought irritably
that she looked like a damned white mouse, with her pink nose, almost
colourless eyebrows, and washed-out face. Poor Heather, being a natural blonde,
didn’t tan well; and since it was now midwinter she’d long since lost what
colour she had managed to pick up last summer.
Heather had her period, and she refused
resolutely to let him touch her body during this time. Donald had told her forcibly,
more than once, that she was living in the Dark Ages, no-one took any notice of
that, these days, for God’s sake! But Heather had only sniffled, and retorted
miserably that it wasn’t nice—whatever
anybody else might do, nice girls from Meadowbank certainly didn’t do that; in
fact they didn’t even talk about it; and her young husband’s not unnatural
curiosity on the subject had shocked and horrified her. During the almost two
years of their courtship-cum-engagement, she had, of course, let him
make love to her, because even nice girls did, these days—and she was terrified
of losing him if she didn’t; but, unnoticed by the simple Donald, she’d always managed
to avoid being anywhere near his flat at those times. They hadn’t been living together;
Heather was an “only”, still at home with Mum and Dad up to the day of her
wedding.
After they were married Donald put up with
her prudish carry-ons for several months. Then he thought he’d cracked it: he got
a large brandy into her, two even larger ones into himself, and before the
unsuspecting Heather could turn out the bedside light, whipped back the
bedclothes, tore open his pyjama pants and, thrusting his very engorged member
suggestively towards her, invited her to masturbate him. In so many words.
Shocked out of her wits as much by his language as by the sight of it in full
light (they always did it under the bedclothes with the curtains drawn, and if
it was at night, which it nearly always was, the lights off), Heather went
scarlet, and burst into tears. Donald gathered, through the storm of sobs, that
he was filthy, and disgusting, and “How—could—you?”
He promptly lost his temper, and yelled at her. Still sobbing, Heather got out
of bed, grabbed her pillow and the duvet, and went off to sleep on the couch.
Donald yelled at her some more. In the living-room Heather cast herself face
downwards on the couch, sobbing. Donald slammed the bedroom door shut and hurled
himself back on the bed. Neither of them slept much that night.
That had been two months ago, to the day;
the subject hadn’t been mentioned between them, since.
What made it worse was that Donald was
slowly coming to the realization that not only did she not like him touching
her “then”, she didn’t much like it at any other time, either. What the Hell
was he doing wrong? He wasn’t doing anything different to what he’d done before
they’d got married; and she’d always seemed to like it all right, then, hadn’t
she? Well, at any rate she’d always let him do it.
He’d imparted these ruminations only last
week over a drink to his best mate and business partner Larry McGrath. They shared
a reception room and a secretary in a run-down old concrete structure that was
due for demolition in another ten months, on the edge of the city’s business
area. Their talents complemented each other very nicely: Larry did domestic,
and had also recently discovered he had a real flair for interior design—which
he was a bit ashamed of, it was usually gays who went in for that sort of thing,
but it was very lucrative—and Donald did mainly commercial, but tended to lose
interest a bit when it came down to the finer details of colour schemes for his
clients’ offices.
Larry, who was dark, stocky, ruddy, and
fancied himself as an expert on women, looked at his old friend’s thin, anxious
face and hopeful light sherry-coloured eyes with an air of tolerant superiority.
Ask him, poor old Don’s wife had about as much sex appeal as a piece of filleted
orange roughy, and probably about as much desire for it! It was glaringly clear
to him that if she didn’t like it now, Heather couldn’ta liked it then, and had
just been playing the old game of stringing him along till she had his ring on
her finger.
“Have ya tried getting a slug of booze into ’er
before you go to bed?”
“Yes,” said Donald miserably.
“No
go, eh?”
“No.”
Larry ate a few salted peanuts and, as he
was genuinely fond of poor old Don, tried not to let his mind wander towards the
subject of his dinner. “Whaddabout—well—varying the technique a bit?”
“What?” said Donald blankly.
“Well—you know...” Going rather red, and giving what he fancied was a
very manly, off-hand laugh, Larry suggested: “Have ya tried a bit of the old
sixty-nine? That sorta thing.”
Donald opened his mouth to ask “Sixty-nine
what?”—went very red, and shut it again. He fiddled nervously with a peanut.
“Eh?” said Larry.
“No,” replied Donald hoarsely in what was
little more than a whisper. “She doesn’t—she wouldn’t... She thinks that sort
of thing’s—well...”
Larry’s dark brown eyes looked at him
expectantly—rather like a well-behaved black Labrador that’s too polite to
actually beg, but knows it’ll get given a titbit in a minute. Fleetingly Donald
wondered if his best friend was enjoying this; then his misery swamped him all
over again, and he ended: “—dirty, I s’pose!” and gave a mad little laugh.
Larry had only been enjoying his own
evident superiority; he now looked at Donald with genuine pity, grabbed up
their glasses, said: “Hang on, I’ll get ’em in again,” and shot off to the bar.
When they’d both absorbed the best part of
a third double whisky Larry leaned forward confidentially across the little
table of their booth, and said, cautiously lowering his voice—unnecessarily,
since the bar was filled with the roar of post-work masculine conviviality: “I
suppose she does like it—the basic thing, eh?”
Donald just looked at him blankly. Somewhat
irritably, Larry elaborated: “You know, mate—stick work!” Donald went on
looking blank; crossly Larry, leaning across the table, growled: “A good fuck!”
Donald had been blank not because he hadn’t
understood his friend’s remark, but because he’d been thinking. Now he said, in
a voice of extreme misery: “I don’t think she does, now I come to think of it,
actually.”
Larry drained his whisky, said abruptly: “’Nother?”
and, when Donald shook his head, bolted off to the bar. At the bar he had second
thoughts and got himself a lager.
Coming back with it, he took a deep
swallow, wiped the back of his hand across his mouth, and looked cautiously at
his friend. Donald had arranged three peanuts in a little pattern on the table.
Picking up one peanut, and carefully starting to draw shapes round the other
two with it, he mumbled: “I don’t think she’s ever really enjoyed it; she
always used to say it was all right for her, but...”
Larry grunted.
After a bit more careful drawing, Donald:
“She hardly ever even lets me do it, these days.”
As he’d already said that, Larry could only
reply helplessly: “Yeah—you said.”
Donald looked up at this, and elaborated
urgently: “Yes; but I mean— Only on Saturday nights!”
“Ya mean only once a week?” said Larry
faintly.
“Yes.”
“Jesus!”
Silence fell. Donald re-arranged his peanuts
again and finished his whisky; and Larry tried to imagine what the Hell it’d be
like, only getting it once a week—and sometimes not even then! Larry, like
Donald, was twenty-eight. He had strings of eager girlfriends, most of them
hoping for marriage, blissfully unaware of the existence of their rivals, and
in total ignorance of the fact that he’d decided not to tie himself down till
he was thirty-four or -five, at least. He’d have felt very hard-done-by if he
hadn’t got it twice a night on at least five nights out of the seven.
Eventually he finished his lager and said
cautiously: “Don...”
“What?” replied Donald glumly, not looking up.
With a cautious cough, Larry said: “Look—if
she doesn’t like—uh—jig-jig; well, in my experience—well, if she doesn’t like that,
you oughta try a bit of the old sixty-nine, mate!”
“I told you...”
“Yeah, but listen, mate!” said Larry, getting quite urgent, and leaning
right over the table again: “They often like it better; it turns them on, ya
see?” Donald stared at him miserably; he added hurriedly: “Even if they don’t,
well, come like that; well... it gets ’em going—gets the old juices flowing—you know!” He gave what Donald
registered with a spurt of annoyance was a dirty little laugh, and sat back against
the buttoned maroon vinyl of the booth, looking quite pleased with himself.
Donald’s experience of sex was limited to
Heather and a couple of quick, fumbling pokes at unresisting but unenthusiastic
female bodies in his undergraduate years. He hadn’t the faintest notion that
his friend’s “gets the old juices flowing” was anything but a metaphor. He
looked at Larry’s square, ruddy face with its wide, sensual mouth and strong
blunt nose, and experienced a surge of resentment. Leaning forward across the
table in his turn, he said quite loudly: “I told you—she doesn’t like that sort
of thing. For God’s sake—she won’t even hold it for me!”
“Eh?”
Reddening in a mixture of irritation and
embarrassment, Donald hissed: “She won’t bloody well even jerk me off!”
“Oh,” said Larry. “I see!” Donald was
scowling at him; hastily he added: “No, look, mate—I didn’t exactly mean...”
His voice trailed off; he’d thought it was all quite clear. Old Don was
starting to look sulky; since they’d known each other at primary school and
then all through Grammar, Larry knew this was a bad sign, so he explained hastily
and hoarsely: “Not the full sixty-nine, necessarily!” Donald just looked blank.
Red and scowling, Larry growled: “Come on, Don! The old cunnilingus, mate!”
“Oh—yes,” said Donald quickly, turning
puce. The subject hadn’t been discussed between them since Larry had found a
Book at the age of sixteen; Donald had at first refused to believe a word of
it, and it had taken Larry some time to get him to admit that since it was a
scientific Book, by a Doctor, it must be right.
“Girls like it,” added Larry, in an anxious
voice not unlike that of the Larry of twelve years before.
“I don’t think Heather would,” said Donald
simply.
Shortly after this Larry had pushed off in
his Porsche and Donald had gone gloomily home, where he was duly berated for
his lateness, selfishness, lack of consideration, and drunkenness. The evening
had ended with Heather flouncing off to bed and locking him out of the bedroom,
and Donald trying unsuccessfully to sleep on the couch, an enormous trendy
sectional in pale puce wool that tended to develop gaps in the wrong places
when you were just drifting off.
Now Heather replied to his “What the Hell
for?” with a snuffle and: “To sleep: you ought to get some rest.”
“Go away,” said Donald, turning back to the
screen and hunching his shoulders defiantly.
Heather gave a tiny sob.
“For God’s sake, woman!” he shouted, swivelling round violently and glaring at
her. “Stop bawling like a baby! You’re twenty-three, not three, for Chrissake!
Why don’t you bloody well grow up?”
Part of Heather’s trouble, though she
didn’t realize it herself, was that she was twenty-three and had been wanting
for at least the last eighteen months, since they got “officially” engaged, to
have a baby. In fact, this was why she’d got married in the first place—though
she wouldn’t have believed it if anyone had pointed it out to her, believing
quite firmly as she did that she was “in love” with Donald, who—as she’d
started to tell her breathlessly interested girlfriends—was “cruel” to her.
That there could be much connection between being in love and Donald’s “dirtiness”
and “cruelty” she didn’t believe, her conception of marital bliss being based
entirely on romantic fiction and the women’s magazines of the knitting-pattern,
lovely-story-about-the-Royal-Family variety that, following slavishly in her
mother’s wake, she’d consumed since the age of about thirteen. Mrs Warburton
referred to such volumes as “books”; it was only when she got to Teachers’
College that it gradually dawned on Heather that this usage was not common to
the whole population; even now, to Donald’s annoyed embarrassment, she
sometimes called them books when she wasn’t watching her tongue.
“You’re mean!” she sobbed. “Mean and
ho-horrible!”
“Yeah,” said Donald, appearing to lose
interest in the quarrel and turning back to his computer.
“I
wish I’d never married you!” screamed Heather.
“So do I,” said Donald in a conversational
tone, not turning his head.
Maddened, Heather screamed: “I’ve got a
good mind to get a divorce!”
“Oh, yeah? What’d your grounds be:
non-consummation, I suppose?” His tone was still conversational; there was a
little pause, and then the penny dropped.
“You’re revolting!”
Bursting into a storm of sobs, she rushed out.
The
bedroom door slammed. Wait for it, thought Donald.
“OH!”
He’d unscrewed the whole lock from the bedroom
door. There was a rending crash, as of some object being thrown violently against
a door.
“HUH!” roared Donald in a huge explosion of
scorn. He got up to close the study door. From the direction of the main bedroom
he could hear the storm of sobs continuing.
When he sat down again he was disconcerted
to find that his hands were shaking. He sat there, quite blank, for some time;
then slowly, pushing his keyboard away from him, put his elbows on the
real-wood surface of his trade-rates but still expensive workstation, and leaned
his head in his hands.
By the end of that winter he’d started
working late at the office, his excuse being that he had several other
commissions to finish before he got started on the big project of Sir Jerry
Cohen’s Institute. This was quite true but, as he and Heather both knew, he could
just as easily have worked on them at home.
By the end of that winter Larry had almost
worked himself up to the point of suggesting that old Don try one or two of the
numbers in his own little black book.
“Mum,” said Veronica.
Lady Cohen looked up from her knitting—a
jumper for Damian, in a highly elaborate Fairisle pattern—in mild surprise at
the sheepish tone. “Yes, dear?”
“Could I borrow your mink?”
“Yes, of course, dear,” returned her mother
placidly, appearing to concentrate on her knitting. Every fibre of her being quivered
to strained attention. It was highly unlike Veronica to admit by word or deed
that her own fashionable wardrobe was inadequate for her needs—or to take this
much trouble over a date which she’d described, in an off-hand way, as being
“just with a joker from the Pol. Sci. Department here—no sense in putting his
back up, I s’pose”. Now her mother reflected that she should have been
suspicious from the start: since when had Veronica bothered about putting up
any man’s back? Let alone a local academic’s!
“Thanks,” mumbled Veronica.
“Oh—wait on, Veronica,” said Lady Cohen as
her daughter’s dressing-gowned form prepared to depart from her boudoir. “It’s
a different one.”
“Eh?”
“Your father bought me a new one,” said
Lady Cohen, holding the jumper up and looking at it critically.
“Oh,” said Veronica blankly. The old one
couldn’t have been five years old—if that.
“Mm; he felt I needed a new one; so I gave
the old one to Becky.”
“I see!”
said Veronica, in the tone of one who did, indeed. Her mother met her eye and
said serenely: “Yes, dear.” Veronica chuckled.
“Besides,” added Lady Cohen vaguely,
looking at her knitting pattern, “it wasn’t my colour, really—not at my age.”
It had been a perfectly delightful dark
mink and pink-cheeked, fluffy-haired Belinda Cohen had looked delightful in it.
Veronica eyed her suspiciously and demanded: “What’s the new one, then?”
“Blond,” returned her mother placidly, starting
to knit again. “Go and get it, dear: let me see how it looks on you.”
As Lady Cohen wore her coats rather long,
it made a perfectly acceptable three-quarters mink on the five-foot-eleven
Veronica. Lady Cohen looked at her daughter’s flushed, honey-tan features and
chin-length, club-cut blond hair emerging from its generous collar, and said
placidly: “Very pretty, dear; how are you going to do your hair?”
Veronica looked at herself in the cheval
glass and said without thinking: “He’s a bit short.”
Calmly Lady Cohen returned to this apparent
non sequitur: “Then I wouldn’t wear
it up, dear.” Noticing with tremendous interest that Veronica had gone scarlet,
she looked back at her knitting and murmured: “One, two, three; drop yellow...”
Veronica
went on staring rather blankly into the big mirror. The blond mink did look
“very pretty”; only she wasn’t awfully sure that she wanted to look pretty;
she’d rather thought of looking intimidatingly smart, which she certainly would
have done in the old coat. Rather doubtfully she pushed a lock of hair behind
her ear. “Sometimes I kind of brush it back,” she murmured vaguely.
“Mm-m?—Seven, eight; drop black.—That sounds
nice,”
“I might do that!” she said with decision. ”Um,
what do you think I should wear, Mum?”
She had rather thought of wearing the black
taffeta, which was not only intimidatingly smart but also terrifyingly sexy:
not in order to knock Peter Riabouchinsky’s eye out, but to show him what he’d
been missing over the last two days and make him squirm. Peter, exercising a
terrific restraint which had caused him two very broken nights, had waited two
whole days before ringing her to ask very casually if she fancied dinner the
following night with a fellow political scientist, if she wasn’t doing anything
more exciting. Veronica, heart racing as she accepted, had told herself she’d
damn nearly said she was doing
something more exciting.
Suppressing a feeling of tremendous
triumph, Lady Cohen laid her knitting down slowly and said calmly: “Well, let’s
see what you’ve brought with you, dear.”
All of Veronica’s after-five wear was
spread out on her bed but fortunately her mother didn’t seem to think this was
odd at all, just said: “Now, let’s see...”
The black taffeta was a bit too smart for
the occasion and the deep green silk slashed with lime was really more of an
evening dress—the more so since it made Veronica’s huge, forget-me-not blue
eyes look a sort of murky grey. That left the strapless bright turquoise chiffon,
the black velvet pirate pants with their yellow satin blouse, and the as-yet
unworn, forget-me-not Indian silk. Belinda Cohen couldn’t think of any reason
for rejecting the pants except that they weren’t feminine; but fortunately
Veronica said in a growly voice: “Not the pants.”
“These are both lovely, Veronica.”
Veronica revealed in a growly voice that
the blue silk was new. Her mother picked up the chiffon and urged her to try it
on. Veronica went very red and growled: “I wore turquoise the other day.”
Correctly interpreting this to mean “he’s seen me in turquoise”, Lady Cohen
said: “Well, what about the blue?”
Veronica got into the forget-me-not blue
Indian silk. It was slightly ruched all the way down its tight skirt—which, her
mother noted approvingly, wasn’t a mini, but reached halfway down her daughter’s
well-shaped calves; a long flare of a sash depended from the right hip. It had
a low-cut bodice in the shape of the top of a heart: the “sweetheart” style
that used to be popular in the Forties; Belinda Cohen, who was sixty-six,
didn’t reveal that she’d had a dress with just such a neckline when she was
about twenty-two.
They
looked at the reflection in the bedroom mirror with identical expressions of
approval: Lady Cohen noticed how it brought out the blue of Veronica’s eyes,
and Veronica noticed with relief that it didn’t make her look sallow, as a
powder-blue would have done.
After only a token resistance she agreed to
borrow her mother’s sapphire earrings, but rejected the matching brooch as “a
bit over the top”; Lady Cohen put it away again with a tiny smile.
Sir Jerry came home rather late, rather
cross, and very hungry; so he was in the dining-room when Veronica shot out to
her taxi and, perhaps fortunately, missed the picture of his youngest daughter
in her mother’s brand-new mink. Lady Cohen, placidly serving him beef stew and
ignoring his grumble of “don’t want all that broccoli stuff” decided to wait
until he’d finished his tea before interrogating him about Peter Riabouchinsky.
She sat down and began to consume her own, rather smaller portion of stew,
wondering how long she should wait before tactfully letting him know that the
mink didn’t really suit her after all, and wouldn’t it be a good idea to pass
it on to dear Veronica...
Peter leaned over the table so that his
nice but very ordinary face was rather close to Veronica’s and murmured: “Now
you will have some real food.”
“That
right?” she replied neutrally. She looked round at the unexciting fawn décor of
L’Oie Qui Rit and its unexciting middle-aged customers. Well, at least it
wasn’t full of smoking yuppies, and the music they were playing was really
quite pleasant—and not too loud, either. “What is that—Bach, or something?”
“Mozart,” replied Peter, realizing rather
sadly that the gorgeous Veronica wasn’t musical.
“Yeah?” She smiled at him and added: “Nice,
isn’t it?”
Peter smiled back weakly, dazzled only
slightly more by the smile, which was the first proper one she’d awarded him,
than by Veronica’s calm insouciance in the face of her own cultural ignorance. After
a moment he began to chat cheerfully about Sydney, which he knew quite well,
and Veronica, suppressing a totally ridiculous impulse to tell him she hated
the place and was homesick as Hell there, began to chat cheerfully back.
A little elderly waiter came up and asked them
quietly if they’d like cocktails; he actually said “like”, not “care for”, and
Veronica took a second look at him and her surroundings with dawning approval.
The napery was spotless white: quite a contrast to the pale puce napkins and
silver-grey tablecloths of The Royal. The unexciting middle-aged customers had
now been supplemented by a handsome, dark, stocky man of perhaps fifty, and a
very pretty brown-haired woman who was rather pregnant. Veronica looked at them
with interest; Peter, following her gaze, said: “Ah! But that is Polly!”
“Do you know them?”
Replying that he knew her, she was with the
Department of Linguistics, Peter began to tell her about Polly Mitchell and Jake
Carrano.
“Oh,” said Veronica: “that property
developer, isn’t he?”
Peter replied vaguely that he thought Jake
did something like that; anyway, he was a millionaire, or something; and began
an anecdote in which the words “Polly Mitchell” figured rather more largely
than Veronica thought was quite desirable when a man was addressing his dinner
date.
After a little—perhaps feeling the eyes of
the tall blonde woman in blue on her—the pretty brown-haired woman looked
round, spotted Peter, and smiled and waved.
“She’s waving at you,” said Veronica, in
what to her horror came out as a very grumpy voice.
Peter looked round, smiled and waved; the
lady said something to her companion, and they both got up.
“Hi, Peter! I wondered if we might see you
here!”
Beaming all over his face, Veronica’s
dinner-date scrambled to his feet and—in a very foreign and affected manner—kissed
the woman’s cheeks. She was really quite pregnant; Veronica tried to tell herself
that the long, deep gold silk tunic over narrow matching trousers wasn’t that
attractive. The double row of pearls over it was undoubtedly genuine, however;
but when Peter, laughing and smiling, introduced “Polly Mitchell—or I suppose I
should say Polly Carrano when you’re off-duty, should I, Polly?” she decided
that the big rose-cut yellow stone on the hand that was held out to her was
definitely only a topaz. She hardly even noticed handsome, well-muscled Jake
Carrano for worrying that Peter might invite them to make a foursome.
Back at their own table Polly Carrano rubbed
her right hand with her left and, grinning at her husband, said: “Heck, that
Veronica Cohen’s got a grip like a navvy!”
Jake
picked up the little paw gently, turned it over and dropped a soft kiss on the
palm. The ring had got slightly twisted; gently he readjusted it so that the
rose-cut yellow diamond was centred.
L’Oie Qui Rit did, indeed, serve real food:
from their terrine through their limited but entirely delicious mains—Veronica
had the estouffade de boeuf à la Provençale
and Peter had the canard aux navets,
observing that since it wasn’t Monday they couldn’t expect Madame’s splendid selle d’agneau—their separate salad
course and their real French cheeses with real French bread to their tiny
choice of superb desserts. Peter chose the gâteau
de marrons au chocolat with its liberal topping of whipped cream—which
certainly explained the tum, thought Veronica involuntarily—and she, feeling
rather full and reflecting guiltily that she’d been neglecting her jogging a bit,
had the compôte d’abrigots de Madame,
which was merely stewed apricots flavoured with a little wine—and quite delicious.
The wines were certainly real and so was the “You have not had this? I think
you must try it; just a little, da?” –Armagnac.
When they were sipping their Armagnacs the
little elderly “Madame” herself came out from the kitchen: more cheek kissing
from Peter and a lot of chat in French. Then the little old waiter came up and
joined in, cripes.
“I never knew about this place before,” she
said dazedly when they’d pushed off; and Peter, smiling smugly, said no, not
many people did; and as Madame was very strict about not letting people smoke
in the restaurant she had a rather limited clientèle: which suited her and “l’oncle
Julien” nicely.
Veronica was very glad she’d left her cigarillos at home.
She began to wonder what he’d suggest next:
there were no decent nightclubs, the hotels would’ve closed by now... There wasn’t
anywhere to go on to, really.
Mr and Mrs Carrano had stood up, preparing
to go; the old waiter was bowing over her hand, and she was smiling—then she
kissed him on the cheeks! Veronica gawped.
Peter looked, and laughed a little. “Ah, qu’elle est sympa, la belle Polly! Oh;
I am sorry, moy dear; I mean—”
“I know what you mean,” said Veronica
drily.
Then they came over to say goodbye and
Veronica was quite mollified by Polly’s envious: “I’ve been admiring your
dress, Veronica—Sydney, I suppose?”
“No, Mr John’s—you know, in Remmers?”
“Oh!” she gulped, looking at her husband.
He put his arm around her, gave her a
squeeze and said with a wide grin: “Aw, right: that the place Joanie had that
run-in with when you were looking for a wedding dress, eh?”
Polly gave a little choke of laughter which
to Veronica’s envy managed not to be a snort and yet not to be silly or
girlish, leaned into her sturdy husband’s side and, explaining that Joanie had
been her matron of honour, told Veronica all about the run-in at Mr John’s. Veronica
was able to reply with a story of a much worse run-in of her own at a ghastly
boutique in Double Bay.
As the Carranos exited, his arm still
tightly round her, her still leaning into his sturdy side, the glamorous Dr Cohen’s
handsome face wore a wistful expression which the quietly watchful Peter
Riabouchinsky realized had nothing at all to do with Polly’s charms, or her jewels,
or indeed with her handsome husband—as such. Unexpectedly his heart began to
beat rather hard and he had to remind himself very sternly indeed that there
was going to be no hanky-panky; not now; not yet.
And indeed, he kept his promise to himself—with
considerable difficulty, once he had Veronica installed on his very ordinary
fawn sofa in his very undistinguished flat. He sat down in a big fawn armchair
opposite her, twinkled at her, and said, waving his hand towards the record
cabinet and the record he’d put on: “This is Mozart, too.”
“Oh,” she said, looking round her somewhat
dazedly at his boring fawn décor.
“Terrible, is it not?” he said gaily. “I
have no talent for interior decoration: I’m afraid all moy taste is in moy
mouth!”
Involuntarily Veronica looked at his nice
mouth—just a trifle cynical, and what she had inwardly decided could only be
called “curly”—and suddenly went very red.
Peter put down the tiny liqueur glass he’d
just picked up without tasting any of the Grand Marnier it contained, leaned
forward, and said earnestly: “Veronica—”
Veronica took a very large sip of liqueur and
said, in what she was furious to find was a stupid, shaky sort of voice: “Yes?”
“You must know,” said Peter, still terribly
earnest, “that I am very much attracted to you.”
Trying to ignore the fact that she’d gone
very red, she replied in what was supposed to be a woman-of-the-world voice but
which came out more as a growly sulk: “You could’ve fooled me.”
Peter’s nice mouth curved very cynically
indeed, and he said in a very dry voice that she hadn’t heard him use before: “Oh,
come, moy dear: you are not a little girl; and I think it is sufficiently
obvious—da?”
“Well, what the Hell are ya doing over there,
then?”
“That
is what I am troyink to explain!”
“Are you married, or something?”
“No, I am not married, or even something;
but I am...” He hesitated.
Suddenly she felt as if she was going to vomit. “You’re not ill, are
you?”
Peter
had been looking gloomily at the fawnish rug between them. He looked up
quickly. “Moy dear—no; I am perfectly healthy.”
Veronica heard her own voice say loudly “Thank
God!” Colour flooded up her neck and she took a gulp of her liqueur. Her legs
felt as if they’d turned to water. Defiantly she crossed them, hitching up the
narrow skirt in order to do so.
Peter very nearly forgot his good
resolutions. Shakily he said: “Moy dear—it’s just, with this damned institute
business of your father’s...”
Veronica was so relieved to know he was
perfectly healthy that she just replied mildly: “What about it?”
“Well, you know all the jobs there will be
up for grabs very soon: and I do not h’want to—to seem to be currying favour
with Sir Jerry boy makink up to his daughter.”
“That’s
daft!”
“No, it is not daft,” said Peter with a sad
smile. “I would quoite loike to feel that I have got my job—if I get one, which
is quoite open to doubt, you know—on moy own merits.” He gave a tiny, not very
happy chuckle, and added: “Such as they are.”
“Dad wouldn’t take any notice of anything I
said, anyway,” said Veronica weakly.
Peter’s mouth looked a bit cynical again and he said: “Oh, I think he
moight, moy dear, in this instance. He does respect your ability, you know.”
“Coulda fooled me,” she growled without conviction.
“Besoides—” said Peter hesitantly.
“Besides what?” she said quickly, looking
into his face with dawning hope.
The curly mouth firmed and the well-shaped
nostrils of the aquiline nose flared.
Veronica
swallowed: she’d been reminding herself for quite some time that she'd never
admired that Semitic look, but hadn’t convinced herself that she didn’t admire
it in him.
“I suppose,” Peter said slowly: “that it is
already quoite clear to you that your father very much hopes you will apploy
for one of the jobs at his institute.”
“So what?” said Veronica blankly.
Peter
gripped the arms of his chair and said: “He has already spoken to me, asking me
if I would help to persuade you.”
Veronica began to come out her daze of
frustrated desire. “Oh...”
“I do
not intend to persuade you in bed!” said Peter, more loudly than he’d intended,
hands clenched feverishly on the chair arms.
“No,” said Veronica thoughtfully. Suddenly
she gave a little laugh and said: “But to give Dad his due, he wouldn’t’ve thought
of that angle!”
“No,” he agreed with a smile. “But I have
thought of it.”
“So have I,” said Veronica with the
frankness that had scared off more than one bloke who’d fancied her blonde,
blue-eyed good looks.
Peter
Riabouchinsky was made of sterner stuff than these spineless types: he immediately
gave her a look that went right through her, down to the tips of her toes.
Veronica sat there shaken and scarlet, heart thudding wildly, breast heaving,
sweat starting on her palms.
“Well, now that that is settled,” said Peter
with a tiny laugh in his voice, “perhaps I should also add that I also would
loike very much for you to take a job with the institute; but if you do, I want
it to be entoirely your own choice.”
“Eh?” –Boy, wasn’t that just like a man:
first they went and got you so excited that you couldn’t think, and then when
they saw that had worked they came out with something that you couldn’t
possibly concentrate on!
Peter gave what was definitely a laugh this
time, and repeated what he’d just said.
Frowning a little, she murmured: “I dunno
if it’d be the right career move...”
“Exactly!” he agreed with a sort of sad
triumph.
Veronica had been looking at his ghastly
mushroom-y rug; she looked up and said hopefully: “But couldn’t you come over
to Sidders from time to time?”
Peter’s mouth twitched sardonically and he
just looked at her.
“Not until the bloody institute thing’s
settled, I suppose that’s what you’re gonna say!”
“Quoite.”
“But Peter—”
“No buts.” The nostrils flared and the
curly mouth firmed; and it dawned forcibly on the wilful, independent Veronica
Cohen that this nice, plumpish Jewish-looking fellow had a will that was quite
as strong as her own—if not stronger.
“Anyway,” she said sourly: “those appointments
won’t be down to Dad: Hamish Macdonald’ll be in charge of them, and he’s a puritanical
Scot; I can’t see him letting anyone influence him, one way or the other!”
Peter
had revealed to no-one the interesting fact that on a warm March day he’d
spotted Hamish Macdonald in a café in town with a very choice little morsel
indeed. He didn’t express his thoughts on the subject of Macdonald’s
Puritanism, however. Instead he said briskly: “Good; let’s hope that is so!”
“So don’t you think, Peter—?” she said
huskily.
“Please do not go on about it, Veronica.
It’s killink me, as it is.”
“It’s
ridiculous!” She scrabbled in the little blue handbag that she’d paid an exorbitant
sum for in Remuera Road—telling herself that she was an idiot, she could have
got it for less than half the price in Sydney, but determined to have it, it
went perfectly with the new blue dress that she’d rushed out and bought immediately
after receiving Peter’s invitation. She blew her nose hard.
“Please don’t croy.”
“I’m not!” She gave a loud sniff, and
glared at him. “I don’t know what the Hell’s the matter with me! You’re not
even my type!”
“No,” said Peter simply.
She flushed. “Do you mean that I—that you
don’t usually... I know I’m too tall for you,” she ended ridiculously.
“No, no!” said Peter, mouth twitching. “I
have always greatly fancied tall, beautiful blondes; you are very much moy
toype, moy darling.”
At the unexpected endearment Veronica went
scarlet all over again and mumbled, twisting her hanky fiercely: “Must be a
bloody atavism, or something—I must be reverting to type, or something.”
“I think that is so,” he said sedately. He
stood up. “Come along; I think I had better take you home.”
Veronica got up a little uncertainly and
took a step towards him.
Peter flushed a dusky red; she saw him
swallow.
“Aren’t you even going to kiss me?” she
said in a very small voice.
Saying nothing, Peter put his hands on her
waist. Veronica put her hands on his upper-arms and stooped a little. The curly
mouth touched hers. The world whirled...
“I think we’d better go,” he said huskily
at last.
“Yes,” agreed Veronica meekly, allowing him to help her into the blond
mink and shepherd her out without another word.
“Do you want to tell me about it, dear?”
said Lady Cohen placidly on the Saturday afternoon—Veronica was due to fly out
on the Sunday morning
Veronica looked up quickly from where she
was sprawling in a blue-flowered little easy-chair in the “sulkery.” “About
what?” she said aggressively.
Lady Cohen knitted peacefully on the
window-seat in a patch of sun. “About whatever it is that’s the matter.”
Veronica opened her mouth to deny that
anything was the matter, gulped, and burst into noisy sobs. Her mother waited
until the worst seemed to be over, produced a clean, ironed hanky from her
cardy pocket, and said: “Come over here, Veronica.” Meekly Veronica came and
sat down beside her and accepted the handkerchief.
She blew her nose, sniffed, looked up,
said: “It’s awful, Mum!”—and burst into sobs again.
“There, there, dear,” said Belinda Cohen in
some satisfaction. “Tell me all about it, mm?”
With a lot of mumbling, sniffing and
growling the story was got through; since Lady Cohen had already gathered from
Sir Jerry that Peter Riabouchinsky was “quite a decent sort of a chap”—an accolade
not lightly bestowed—she wasn’t altogether surprised by his self-restraint and
the evident principles that this revealed; though she was surprised that such a
man had fallen, in what was clearly a very serious way, for her bossy and
rather unprincipled youngest daughter.
“He’s such a prude!” declared Veronica
crossly.
“Nonsense, Veronica!” said her mother
sharply. Swiftly she delivered herself of a lecture—which she’d been saving up
for quite some years now—on what constituted decent behaviour in men and what
did not. Since she allowed her daughter to perceive quite clearly during this
recital that she had no objection to extra-marital sex as such, only
considerable objection to opportunism, self-seeking, and thoughtless self-indulgence,
it was no wonder that Veronica by the end of it was scarlet, scowling, and
very, very thoughtful.
After a while she said: “But Mum, it’s
ridiculous; I wouldn’t try to talk Dad into giving a bloke a job, whether or
not I’d been to bed with him!”
“I don’t think you’ve quite got the point,
Veronica.”
“Eh?”
“My dear, isn’t it obvious? It’s not just
that he doesn’t want to seem to be influencing your father through you; it’s
that he doesn’t want you to end up feeling that he’s only been using you to get
at your father.” Smiling serenely, she picked up her knitting.
Dazedly Veronica admitted: “I hadn’t
thought of that... “
After thirty-five years Lady Cohen was well
aware that poor Veronica had no grasp whatsoever of the niceties of civilized behaviour
that were perfectly clear to persons of greater sensibility. She rejoined
calmly: “No, dear; I thought you hadn’t;” and knitted a whole row of Damian’s
jersey which she later had to unravel.
After a while, twisting Lady’s Cohen’s
hanky round and round very tightly in her lap, Veronica mumbled: “Those jobs at
the institute... it’ll be a whole year, at least!”
“Yes, dear,” agreed her mother.
“How can I wait?” she burst out.
Lady Cohen bit back a remark about self-restraint
which would only have put her liberated daughter’s back up, and rejoined
placidly: “It’s just as bad for him, Veronica.”
“He hasn’t even asked me—if—if I will
wait!” She gave a cross laugh.
Sighing, her mother replied: “Oh, Veronica;
can’t you see? He’s not the sort of
man to put you under an obligation; he wants you to come to him of your own
free will, not because of some promise he’s extracted from you!”
Unexpectedly at the old-fashioned phrase
“he wants you to come to him” Veronica found herself flushing to the roots of
her hair; her heart thudded madly. “I see,” she muttered humbly.
There was quite a pause; Lady Cohen,
knitting blindly, saw that she’d gone into a sort of daze. After allowing the
daze to continue for some time, she said gently: “Veronica—”
Her
daughter looked round with a start.
“Veronica, don’t do—” She hesitated.
“Anything silly, will you?”
“Eh?” said Veronica, puzzled.
Pinkening, her mother elaborated:
“Don’t—well, go with some other man in Sydney just because it seems a long
time, or—or just because you’re cross with Peter, will you, dear?”
“No,” she growled, twisting the hanky
again. “I’m sick of them all!” she added abruptly.
“Good.”
Silence fell again; Veronica was again in a
daze.
“Are
you going out with him again tonight, dear?”
“Mm,”
said Veronica dreamily.
Lady Cohen said thoughtfully: “I wouldn’t
wear that black dress...”
“No. Maybe the pants?”
“That’d be nice,” returned her mother
placidly.
When Veronica had gone back to Sydney Peter
Riabouchinsky threw himself into his work and surprised his very wide circle of
friends and acquaintances by no longer being his gregarious self, and refusing
more invitations than he accepted. Several married ladies who’d fancied they
meant more in his life than he did in theirs got horrid shocks; and a couple of
liberated career women turned very nasty indeed at work, making their
unfortunate subordinates wonder what the Hell was up with her, and why did she
have to take it out on us?
The J.P.A.P.S.,
which it was his turn to edit, turned down all the articles on New Zealand
polling-booth patterns which it was its wont to publish, and wrote letters to
Hamish Macdonald and to all the departments of political science around the
Pacific Rim, notifying them of the planned new institute and soliciting
contributions; of which, rather to its new editor’s surprise—and to the stunned
amazement of its erstwhile contributors—it subsequently got enough to fill
three issues straight away—some of them by doctoral students, but still…
Peter went on a diet, stopped smoking
entirely, and took up walking. Not perhaps surprisingly, by the time summer
came round he was a good stone lighter, fighting fit, and randier than ever. Since
he wasn’t an inhibited Anglo-Saxon, he cried a lot into his pillow at night. He
wrote Veronica a lot of letters, all carefully cheerful and ironical in tone,
saw rather a lot of her mother and her sister Becky behind her father’s back,
and stunned Sir Jerry by telling him outright that he had no intention of
helping him talk his daughter into anything, now or in the future. Sir Jerry,
huffing and puffing, was terribly impressed by this and told his wife
repeatedly what a good chap that Peter Riabouchinsky was, and why on earth didn’t
she ask him to dinner a bit more, eh? He began to lard his speech more and more
with words like “mensch” and “goy”, and got his solicitor to haul out
his will and Veronica’s trust for his perusal.

When
Veronica got back to Sydney she threw herself into her work, brutally rejected
all her previous boyfriends’ confident invitations, and spent rather a lot of
time with Glenda Hamilton and her two little boys, eventually bursting into tears
in Glenda’s cosy lounge-room at afternoon tea and revealing how Hellishly
miserable she was and how much she missed him, and how he hadn’t even been to bed
with her, and it was killing her! Glenda often felt the same way about Tony’s
difficult phase: she listened sympathetically, and saw nothing surprising in
Veronica’s decision to apply for a job at the new institute after all.
After that Veronica did a lot of jogging and
tennis, lost half a stone, and wrote Peter more and more letters that got hotter
and hotter in tone, until he rang her up and begged her not to, it was driving
him out of his mind.
“But I love you!” said Veronica hoarsely,
with a tiny sob.
“Yes:
I love you, too: that is whoy I ask you—not—to...”
“Peter? Peter—are you crying?
Peter sobbed down the phone; Veronica,
cradling her smart blue receiver to her bosom, forgot her own misery and, swept
by a wave of tremulous sweet tenderness the like of which she’d never
experienced in her life, whispered: “Darling; darling Peter—don’t cry; don’t
cry.” When he stopped crying he revealed that her parents had asked him to accompany
them on a visit to Sydney over the long vacation.
The family usually went down to their bach
at Taupo in summer; Veronica blinked. Then she admitted in a croak that she didn’t
know if she’d be able to stand it.
“Nor I,” he responded shakily; “but I’m
very glad you feel loike that, too.”
The subsequent visit over the Christmas
break wasn’t altogether a comfortable one; though Belinda Cohen, observing the
parties behaving with admirable restraint, was very satisfied with it. She was
also very pleased, if a trifle stunned, to observe Veronica’s meek reception of
Peter’s trenchant criticism of an article she was preparing: expressions such
as “doesn’t hold water” and “you have not made this point strongly enough” came
up more than once. At the end of this session Veronica heaved a sigh, and said:
“You must be a bloody good teacher,” and Peter, who had no false modesty,
replied simply: “Yes.”
When the visit came to an end in mid-January
Veronica was grim-jawed and dry-eyed, Peter had bags under his eyes and was rather
blue around the lips, and the petite Belinda Cohen, in spite of the humid Sydney
heat, was perkier than ever.
Until they’d dropped off a monosyllabic
Peter at his city flat and driven home to Remuera Lady Cohen merely chatted
about Sydney, but once they were comfortably ensconced in her boudoir having a
nice cup of tea she leaned forward and spoke to Sir Jerry at length.
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